Welcome to Mentorship University
Here at Mentorship University, our entire student body is made of Indigenous Earthlings. (As far as we can tell)
We, like our minds, are a global, non-local University, but our Pacific headquarters is in Hawaii, so call our student body the Makamaka.
Our outdoor classroom here is a 90 acre plantation called The Shire, located smack dab in the middle of what we consider the real Middle-Earth, here on the Moku of Hawai'i.
Now that we have meandered merrily amongst our mixed metaphors (what is a meta for?)...
We welcome you officially, and robustly to:
We, like our minds, are a global, non-local University, but our Pacific headquarters is in Hawaii, so call our student body the Makamaka.
Our outdoor classroom here is a 90 acre plantation called The Shire, located smack dab in the middle of what we consider the real Middle-Earth, here on the Moku of Hawai'i.
Now that we have meandered merrily amongst our mixed metaphors (what is a meta for?)...
We welcome you officially, and robustly to: